Mr. Brightside: Archive

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Excuse me while

ingalacornicum: and now I can finally listen to something else and literal lyrics should be a thing except i don’t want to so someone else please

Dec 27th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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So yesterday in an ocular inspection of a...

Me to a guy from the venue: “Brod, may restroom ba sa taas?” (Bro, is there a restroom upstairs?) Guy from the venue: “Yes Sir. Samahan ko po kayo..” (Yes Sir. I’ll accompany you…) Me: Moral of the story: We live in a society where it is okay for two women to go to the restroom together. If two men do the same, they’re frowned upon....

Dec 23rd

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Dec 17th

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American Horror Story: A new show has taken over...

Author’s note: Much like American Horror Story, this post is not for everyone. If you are a minor, or if you are easily offended, please skip this post. You’re gonna regret it. You’re gonna regret it. You’re gonna regret it. I’m sorry True Blood. I love you, but I cheated on you last night. No, not with The Walking Dead. He was awesome. WAS. Now he’s boring me...

Dec 3rd

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Nov 29th

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My Best UP Lantern Parade Ever

Author’s note: This sudden, disturbing, and vivid reminiscing of past events is brought about by pure, unadulterated sexual frustration. I mean, come on, God gave me a penis! That penis has needs, okay. So there. Yeah. Reader discretion is advised. The last Lantern Parade I’ve been to was on December 17, 2008. And it was the best. It was also my first time to parade with the...

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amemoryhole said: Is that Ryan Gosling leaning on your shoulder? Haha! :D

Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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subconsciouslybetter asked: Umm, me and a friend of mine were watching a life story (on MMK) about this guy who is gay and his dad wouldn't accept him. Was that you? I'm just kinda intrigue.

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Nov 11th

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The Poor Man's Guide To Dessert

Instead of this: photo from haagendazs.com buy this: photo from louellafromanila.wordpress.com Craving satisfaction ability compared to Haagen Daazs = 90% Price: Around P25.00 Where to buy: Korean Grocery Stores Instead of this: photo from Wikipedia buy this: photo from sybdive.wordpress.com Craving satisfaction ability compared to Kinder Bueno = 30% Price: Around P6.00 Where...

Nov 10th

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