Me to a guy from the venue: “Brod, may restroom ba sa taas?” (Bro, is there a restroom upstairs?)

Guy from the venue: “Yes Sir. Samahan ko po kayo..” (Yes Sir. I’ll accompany you…)

Me:

Moral of the story: We live in a society where it is okay for two women to go to the restroom together. If two men do the same, they’re frowned upon. Especially by the CBCP.